September 17, 2015
Day 0 of documenting my lack of a love life.
I'm 31.
I live at home with my mom in Vanleer, TN.
I'm 5'5" and 170 lbs.
I have no piercings.
I have no tattoos.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't do drugs.
I don't party.
Based on the information above: I'M SCREWED.
Those characteristics alone mean I will never, EVER, get a girlfriend or be married.
Seriously.
Being short is the ultimate death nail.
The other stuff is important but not a deal breaker.
I've never really had a serious steady girlfriend.
This is my story.
This blog will document my life as I attempt and fail MISERABLY to get a date and girlfriend.
As a side note, please read this with a sense of humor.
It's okay to feel sorry for me.
And yes, I am making fun of myself.
I've always been a funny guy.
If you can't make fun of yourself then you really have no right to laugh at others...
Or something.
So sit back and enjoy the ride.
